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mrspider-deactivated20221213:

every day i aspire to be insane flirtatious androgynous and violent just like bugs bunny

(via loststolenorstrayed)

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manywinged:

manywinged:

i have so much respect for quick-witted people who can just improvise a joke on the spot. when i tell a joke i have to do background research and rehearse it like i’m defending a thesis.

A screenshot of some recent browser searches: "how to talk like a person", "what is humor" and "remotest place on earth".ALT
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roadhogsbigbelly:

roadhogsbigbelly:

i know you’re not suppose to say “male characters tend to be more popular because female characters tend to be underwritten/given more boring safe personalities/be the "girl” character" because people who say they are usually the one’s who are able to be interested in extremely bland male characters. but i think there is something to be say about how character designers have absolutely no limits with what they can do with male characters but the second you add “also they’re a woman” suddenly they aren’t allowed to make them too fat or too funny or too creepy or given any personally traits that might make than not sexy/unthreatening in a very narrow way and it’s extremely tiring lol.

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(via gayvampyr)

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

toastyglow:

A flow chart.  "NEGATIVE EMOTION" leads to "MALADAPTIVE RESPONSE", which leads to "FALLOUT".  That branches into the options "It's their fault for causing that emotion!" and "It's my fault for having that emotion!".  In both cases "Emotion" is circled.  Also circled is the "NEGATIVE EMOTION" item at the top, which is notated "Not the actual culprit".  There is an arrow pointing to "MALADAPTIVE RESPONSE" which is notated "THIS IS THE BASTARD"ALT

I have a thing to get to but had to get this out real quick

This is what “your emotions are valid” means.

It doesn’t mean that any random shit you do is fine so long as you’re angry or sad. It means that the anger and sadness is fine, attacking the emotion is pointless, and it’s your behaviour in response to it that can help or harm.

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everydaylouie:

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the far side (in 3D)

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howieduet:

ethicalhorseslaughter:

catsofyore:

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

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Nationality: pussy

(via manywinged)

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spocksjuul:

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SPOCKTOBER Day 27: Spock

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neil-gaiman:

neil-gaiman:

Because I’m curious and I really don’t have much sense any more of who is here on Tumblr after the various waves of immigration from other sites and people leaving for other places, or who’s reading this blog.

I’ll let it run for a week, to increase the sample size. One simple question with ranges…


How old are you ?

1-13

14-21

22-30

31-45

46-60

61-75

over 76

Given that the percentages have stayed the same since the first 250 people, I’m assuming that this is how it works.

(Sorry to any 21 year olds upset about being lumped in there with the 14 year olds.)

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draculas-tits:

brucespringsteendotcom:

They should invent a career path that isn’t soooooooo scary

they should invent a culture that isn’t soooooooo career-oriented

(via sleepymim)

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